- inmate 1:
- what are you in for?
- inmate 2:
- i gutted a man and choked him with his own large intestine.
- inmate 3:
- i killed a man for giving me a dirty look on the subway while his wife watched
- me:
- i illegally downloaded 50k songs and over 300 movies
- inmate 1:
- oh shit this bitch is serious shit
- inmate 2:
- wanna lead our prison gang
- inmate 3:
- you got mad respect
- REAL LIFE
- me:
- i illegally downloa- *repeatedly gets stabbed and then raped by inmates*